Time: Saturday evening
Location: Disbelief Town
Population: 2
Report: (imagine this tapped out in Morse code) Hot water heater rusted through. Unrelated leak under house. Washer running water excessively. Decided to paint house exterior today.
Journal Entry: I think that the paint and the water heater have been planning it for some time now. It's clearly a home uprising. But that's ok because I have been dying to try out the new poor girls mini-spa idea from Young Miss. It's where you take some damp wash cloths, nuke them in the microwave, and "steam" clean your face and, in my and Dustin's case, our entire paint speckled bodies. Because WHY WOULDN'T you paint the house on the hottest day in Indian Summer with no water?
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