Sunday, July 27, 2008

Screw Pilates

Pilates has NOTHIN' on home repair.
Hold a piece of drywall over your head, while on your tippy-toes as your husband drills the board to the ceiling. Climb a ladder to the top wrung and balance while disconnecting wires that are just out of reach. Pick up newly delivered cabinets and move them back-and-forth (just for fun-sies) for 3 days across your kitchen. I have fine tuned muscles that, even with my knowledge of the human body for massage therapy, I wasn't aware of. Even my eyelids look firmer. That or I have yet to wash off the joint compound that we used to texture the walls.

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