You Know You're A Mom When...

... you feel something wet drip on your ankle while you are out on a walk with a friend and you don't even PAUSE to think "wait, is it raining?" because YOU KNOW that it is poo. Poo from your baby that is strapped to your front. Poo that is everywhere BUT the diaper. Up the neck and on the ears of that baby and on your shorts and ankle. You further know that you are a mom because you then continue doing errands only to stop to stuff toilet paper around the diaper because why on earth would you have a back up diaper? That would make just TOO much sense and sense is something that went out the door with modesty during labor.