A Long Distance Request from March 2008
While on a job in Stevenson, Washington I get a call from Dustin even though we had just hung up moments ago.
Me: “Yes?”
Him: “I need you to do me a favor.”
Me: “What do you need?”
Him: “I need you to promise that if I even contract BPH and start peeing URGENTLY and VIOLENTLY that you will just shoot me. I don’t need that in my life.”
Me: “What the hell is BPH?”
Him: “Whatever! You should be more concerned with my pee turning violent. What is my piss going to rob a bank?”
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